DanielEfton



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This is it

This is the new pickup line

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So while chatting with the cutie at work today there was a misunderstanding about the abbreviation FF and I giggled so much. The misunderstanding was on my end.

I cannot stand how much better my days go when he’s there to chat with. I cannot stand his adorable fucking wrinkles and his smile that encompasses the entire lower hemisphere of his face. I cannot stand that we aren’t like trying to do something about it.

There was one occasion where he made me laugh and all I wanted to type was ‘I love you’ but I couldn’t because I didn’t mean it like that but it would have opened an issue.

I don’t even know what to do.

plurguardian:

isolatedartisan:

italyans:

nasdaq:

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

this is it.
THIS IS FUCKING IT.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED
THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 
BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.
NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Tumblr users should never make infomercials

I NEED


I sleep alone and would love this. I’m a side sleeper and my arm often goes to sleep wedged under my pillow.

plurguardian:

isolatedartisan:

italyans:

nasdaq:

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

this is it.

THIS IS FUCKING IT.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED

THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 

BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.

NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Tumblr users should never make infomercials
I NEED

I sleep alone and would love this. I’m a side sleeper and my arm often goes to sleep wedged under my pillow.

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I missed the live streams for Ani and Trail to Oregon! Does that mean I'll never get to see them?
tum-tiddly-toodlekins

the-real-team-starkid:

No! Both shows are archived and available for viewing here:

http://www.gigity.tv/StarKid/

That site also includes all of our old archived shows!

Ima watch these sometime

I have the bladder of an old man

I pee on average every two hours in general.

I just went for like 7 minutes… It was ridiculous

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i-am-superwhomarvellocked:

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE
i-am-superwhomarvellocked:

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE
i-am-superwhomarvellocked:

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE
i-am-superwhomarvellocked:

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE
i-am-superwhomarvellocked:

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE
i-am-superwhomarvellocked:

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE

i-am-superwhomarvellocked:

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE

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Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.

Myth #2 – Introverts are shy.
Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of people. What they need is a reason to interact. They don’t interact for the sake of interacting. If you want to talk to an Introvert, just start talking. Don’t worry about being polite.

Myth #3 – Introverts are rude.
Introverts often don’t see a reason for beating around the bush with social pleasantries. They want everyone to just be real and honest. Unfortunately, this is not acceptable in most settings, so Introverts can feel a lot of pressure to fit in, which they find exhausting.

Myth #4 – Introverts don’t like people.
On the contrary, Introverts intensely value the few friends they have. They can count their close friends on one hand. If you are lucky enough for an introvert to consider you a friend, you probably have a loyal ally for life. Once you have earned their respect as being a person of substance, you’re in.

Myth #5 – Introverts don’t like to go out in public.
Nonsense. Introverts just don’t like to go out in public FOR AS LONG. They also like to avoid the complications that are involved in public activities. They take in data and experiences very quickly, and as a result, don’t need to be there for long to “get it.” They’re ready to go home, recharge, and process it all. In fact, recharging is absolutely crucial for Introverts.

Myth #6 – Introverts always want to be alone.
Introverts are perfectly comfortable with their own thoughts. They think a lot. They daydream. They like to have problems to work on, puzzles to solve. But they can also get incredibly lonely if they don’t have anyone to share their discoveries with. They crave an authentic and sincere connection with ONE PERSON at a time.

Myth #7 – Introverts are weird.
Introverts are often individualists. They don’t follow the crowd. They’d prefer to be valued for their novel ways of living. They think for themselves and because of that, they often challenge the norm. They don’t make most decisions based on what is popular or trendy.

Myth #8 – Introverts are aloof nerds.
Introverts are people who primarily look inward, paying close attention to their thoughts and emotions. It’s not that they are incapable of paying attention to what is going on around them, it’s just that their inner world is much more stimulating and rewarding to them.

Myth #9 – Introverts don’t know how to relax and have fun.
Introverts typically relax at home or in nature, not in busy public places. Introverts are not thrill seekers and adrenaline junkies. If there is too much talking and noise going on, they shut down. Their brains are too sensitive to the neurotransmitter called Dopamine. Introverts and Extroverts have different dominant neuro-pathways. Just look it up.

Myth #10 – Introverts can fix themselves and become Extroverts.
A world without Introverts would be a world with few scientists, musicians, artists, poets, filmmakers, doctors, mathematicians, writers, and philosophers. That being said, there are still plenty of techniques an Extrovert can learn in order to interact with Introverts. (Yes, I reversed these two terms on purpose to show you how biased our society is.) Introverts cannot “fix themselves” and deserve respect for their natural temperament and contributions to the human race. In fact, one study (Silverman, 1986) showed that the percentage of Introverts increases with IQ.

10 Myths About Introverts - Carl King  (via exoticwild)

this post literally describes me

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I feel like a child today

there isn’t enough going on, i can’t keep myself entertained

i want some attention or a conversation to be going on but i also like want to not 

i feel like my attention span isn’t where it usually is because i’m all over the place. lets do this, then this then this okay back to this, no one said or did anything ugh, then this

what the hell is wrong with me today?

My body is weird maybe

So I drank a pint of fireball whiskey last night. By myself.

I got pretty drunk.

I went to bed somewhere between 1 and 2.

And then - I woke up feeling the best I’ve felt in a while (with the exception of the sore throat I’ve been fighting) at 6:30…

And I tend to wake this way every time I drink - which mind you is less than once a month, like way less.


Scarlett Johansson photographed by Vincent Peters for Esquire Magazine.


Okay where is the original photoBecause this is obviously photoshoppedScarJo is a gorgeous woman but here they made her look like 4 different photos badly grouped together. She doesn’t look like this alien idea of a teenage girlAm I wrong? Because seriously I’m a little drunk and could be wrong. Autocorrect is to afraid to tell me so.

Scarlett Johansson photographed by Vincent Peters for Esquire Magazine.

Okay where is the original photo

Because this is obviously photoshopped

ScarJo is a gorgeous woman but here they made her look like 4 different photos badly grouped together. She doesn’t look like this alien idea of a teenage girl

Am I wrong? Because seriously I’m a little drunk and could be wrong. Autocorrect is to afraid to tell me so.

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thelightningflight:

To celebrate hitting the 500 follower mark, we have put together a giveaway!
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We will be accepting entries until Thursday, September 4th at Roll-over
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TheBasiliskthelightningflight:

To celebrate hitting the 500 follower mark, we have put together a giveaway!
There are 5 prize packs for 5 lucky winners. One of them including a smoke gene!
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TheBasiliskthelightningflight:

To celebrate hitting the 500 follower mark, we have put together a giveaway!
There are 5 prize packs for 5 lucky winners. One of them including a smoke gene!
The only requirement to participate in this giveaway is that you are following this blog. It doesn’t matter what flight you are in!
Reblog this post with your Flight Rising username to enter!
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TheBasiliskthelightningflight:

To celebrate hitting the 500 follower mark, we have put together a giveaway!
There are 5 prize packs for 5 lucky winners. One of them including a smoke gene!
The only requirement to participate in this giveaway is that you are following this blog. It doesn’t matter what flight you are in!
Reblog this post with your Flight Rising username to enter!
We will be accepting entries until Thursday, September 4th at Roll-over
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TheBasiliskthelightningflight:

To celebrate hitting the 500 follower mark, we have put together a giveaway!
There are 5 prize packs for 5 lucky winners. One of them including a smoke gene!
The only requirement to participate in this giveaway is that you are following this blog. It doesn’t matter what flight you are in!
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TheBasiliskthelightningflight:

To celebrate hitting the 500 follower mark, we have put together a giveaway!
There are 5 prize packs for 5 lucky winners. One of them including a smoke gene!
The only requirement to participate in this giveaway is that you are following this blog. It doesn’t matter what flight you are in!
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We will be accepting entries until Thursday, September 4th at Roll-over
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thelightningflight:

To celebrate hitting the 500 follower mark, we have put together a giveaway!

There are 5 prize packs for 5 lucky winners. One of them including a smoke gene!

The only requirement to participate in this giveaway is that you are following this blog. It doesn’t matter what flight you are in!

Reblog this post with your Flight Rising username to enter!

We will be accepting entries until Thursday, September 4th at Roll-over

Spread the word!

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I’m about to get the last of this cold together.

I’m about to get the last of this cold together.

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

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cyberphuk:

danielefton:

cyberphuk:

use order of operations to solve.

If the negative 2 is out of the root then 9 seems a logical answer yes?
Edit: shit no. 17- -8 so 25

Ding! Congrats!

I love math, especially when i can figure it out.

cyberphuk:

danielefton:

cyberphuk:

use order of operations to solve.

If the negative 2 is out of the root then 9 seems a logical answer yes?

Edit: shit no. 17- -8 so 25

Ding! Congrats!

I love math, especially when i can figure it out.